So you’re the guy that my wife has been living with all these years...

First can we talk about how brilliant of a name El Tráfico is for this rivalry?

Dom, Dom, Dom. Your methodology is all wrong. You only picked the losingest losers to lose year in, year out. If someone is miserable watching the Lions, they only have themselves to blame. They’re consistent. No, the true cream of the miserable crop are the likes of the Eagles, Vikings, and Falcons.

It’d be a lot cooler if they were!

This is the kind of laser focus I demand of my sports blogs. Thank you.

Nah.  You’re not missing anything.  OP just isn’t as clever as he thinks he is. 

Surprising to see him get the sack as an edge rusher; usually Peace comes from within.

Interesting to watch the play develop. The guy who forced him out of the pocket (49) is the same one who tackled him.

Pretty sure they were saying, "An-DREEEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWW!”

“I used to have trouble getting it up, because of E.D.*”

Do not however take any “Viagra” this guy offers you:

I’m going to save this video and watch it every day just to prove whomever runs social media for the Flying Tigers wrong. Fucking non-correct-form-of-everyday-four-dot-ellipsis-using piece of shit...

The clip is only 57 seconds long, but the ball’s recording device recorded 18 hours of static while it was in right field.

this was so real that it made me uncomfortable and almost text my old therapist

You millennials, always stuck on the latest new things.

You mean 3/5ths?