Wow, you’ve never made a typo in your life? You’re a god! :)

Perhaps read the book, and find out! :)

Late to the party, but a question: Would MLB allow him to restructure his contract to get the Bonilla treatment, and spread that huge amount of money over twenty years or whatever? He’d lose some with inflation, obviously, but he’d get to retire in dignity and still be making $$$ well into the future. Plus, the Tigers…

Simpsons, X-men, and TMNT are all the exact same game, just with different characters.

Why don’t shooters just shift 8-12 inches to one side? Then they could keep their same shooting motion and it would probably bounce off.

Harper did get away with taking a selfie of himself while a kid *with his jersey on* was ten feet away. Hard to imagine that happening with a major star in soccer, basketball, or football...

I don’t care if this comment gets out of the greys or not. But it’s posts like this that make me love Deadspin. I watched it twice and laughed even harder the second time through. Putinspeed to you all...

Good on you for your grace, Beth. Turn that crap off...

Didn’t Deadspin castigate James Harden for drawing cheap fouls in the exact same way? Irving’s great, but on this play he basically slammed into Klay and heaved something up...

Regardless of any questions about how you can and cannot allocate the endowment, should the dean really discourage a few social committees from providing lunch for cafeteria workers?!

Don’t eat, at all, and then drink at a moderate pace. You’ll get messed up pretty quickly.

If he actually sat through a Lakers game, he’s clearly blind.