Chris, you may want to change the picture to the article. It's clearly a picture of Markelle Fultz.

I thought we established he didn't know how to shoot.

He’s not as old as the fucking 53 year old DC United are apparently trotting out from the top picture, jesus h christ

“I mean, I’d never really considered it. What if I really am just a belly-itcher?”

Maybe it was his beer from the 3rd inning, and he just left it there on the ground by his chair.

I’m betting he can afford to buy a second ticket to get back in, then show his previous ticket to get to his original seat. I’m also guessing that the ticket takers and ushers stop caring after about the 10th inning.

Getting back into a baseball game after you’ve already exited the stadium? That’s the very definition White privilege.

As if we needed further proof that Trout is not human.

I look forward to the day when the rulebook takes four pages to define a clap. 

The Royals’ Brad Keller threw a no-hitter last night. Then he came out for the 7th inning and gave up 3 hits and 3 runs and lost the game.

i just learned that it is possible to feel deep personal empathy for boogie at the same time as i feel intense schadenfreude for the organization which employs him

Dibs on your liver.

Dang, that sucks. He can have my ACL if that would help. I’m definitely not using it.

I can’t wait to be old enough and hammered enough in a bar at 2:30 in the afternoon that a punch to the head from a pro fighter doesn’t even phase me. A young, drunk buck would have tried to retaliate. This grizzled old man doesn’t even give McGregor the satisfaction of being preturbed.

“i kissed a girl, she disliked it” probably wouldn’t have been as big a hit

Something then provoked him to take a shot at the old man’s head when he wasn’t paying attention.

Honestly the best bar stool sports content I’ve ever seen. 

lol anything can happen when these traditional rivals meet!

I was actually going to go with Siddhartha Gautama/Buddha.