Why does ARod have a rental car and why is he parking two blocks from the stadium?  Isn’t part of being rich that you don’t have to jack around with Avis and parking lots?

Warning Shark

Guys, what if Left Shark wasn’t just screwing up her Super Bowl performance?

i will always star (door flies open).  A man has to have a code.

C’mon man, I gotta fucking live here.

In fairness, if you can read that billboard, you don’t live in Alabama.

Clemson just put up a billboard with 19,001.

Why? Most 26 year olds still have their teeth.

This is the old man I strive to become.  Has empathy, but not without enjoying the absurdity of life. Also I would like to own a hat

At what point do we see an NFL head coach smoking crystal meth during a game? I call 2025 at the latest.

He throws them away after one hit?! What a waste. There are sleepy children in China. Finish your plate Adam 

In a privately paid for, non-taxpayer-funded stadium.

So when KD uses burners to pump up his image, it’s lame. And when he doesn’t blame anyone else for a career setback, it’s also lame.

Love to write shitty Penthouse Forum letters about my sex life that also mention superfluously that I went to Harvard.

And I would do ANY THING FOR LOVE...oh I would do anything for love...but I won’t douthat....no I won’t douthat 

I think a “chunkier Reese Witherspoon” is called a Reese’s Witherspoon.

I’d have cold feet too if I had to play for the Raiders.

I love swearing. A properly placed “fuck this fucking fuck” is so satisfying as an emotional release, I say it regularly as a way to avoid therapy.

I will admit though that there is something so heinously hilarious about non-expletive insults when you’re insulting another person, that sometimes it’s the superior move…

I must have been on the cusp of a cycle or a no-hitter during my entire baseball career as a kid because none of my teammates ever spoke to me.