Hitting a home run off deGrom is impressive. I hope this kid winds up on a Major League club soon!

That man will never be able to enter a black barbershop again.

“Sorry, that came out weird. What I meant to say was that I’m going to jerk off first and then pop Madden in. Better?”

More like this, please! I get so tired of football articles that live in coach-speak or banal observations. As a dork who played for a year in high school 20+ years ago (I was tasked with ‘best receiver on the scout team’ role, if that gives an indication of my talent; I was much better suited for XC and middle…

I would bet there are quite a few. Throwing 100 is just half the battle- throwing it where you want it to go is another. It’s similar to why the guys who win the long drive contests are not on the PGA tour. 

So those cages are basically Starfighter? Cool.

It’s a refreshing change, as usually it ends with an ‘L’.

Very cool...let’s hope he fares better in his debut than another Nathan currently in Oakland whose last name starts with a P and ends with an N.

That’s a web gem.

Landing on some bloated south siders probably would have been softer. 

Sino wave generator.

Design meeting:

“What should the failure mode be for the wave generator?”
“Nothing, it should just die quietly and stop functioning.”
“We could do that. Or.. and hear me out on this one...”

At least he cheats the right way.

For years my dad gave my son either Eggos in a LEGO box or LEGO in an Eggo box. Also once Eggo socks in a LEGO box. Did you know they make Eggo socks?

I’ve gotta think they’re going metric in this case, but I get what you mean. 

Your mother is a saint.

My kids asked me last night, “Has anyone actually gotten coal for Christmas?” So, I ask you: has anyone actually given their kids nothing but a stocking full of coal for Christmas?

There’s a reason your average sportswriter becomes a bitter, cynical asshole, and not in the fun, Ratto-esque way

Dad?

Can we talk about the dude going 0-for-23 in the game, though? How many damn pitchers did the Orioles go through?