That’s gotta be humiliating to look that dumb in front of hundreds of people.

Some of my best friends are black and white photographs.

Give up now. There’s no way to out-woke Hamilton Nolan.

I wouldn’t know, I don’t see color, only character,

That looks messi.

According to baseball’s unwritten rules, Bauer now has to throw at himself in his next appearance

The more typical route is to go into consulting/finance and ruin the world for everybody else.

Let’s be clear - puking in a bathroom of a gas station 7/11 off the interstate after you just spent the last of your money on meth is rock bottom.

TRAVELING!

Remember, technically correct is the best kind of correct.

Why don’t they make the whole plane out of slow pitches?

It’s also neat that he’s the first player to start a game and earn the save.

“After the O’s used nine actual, professional pitchers”

I’m not certain I want to expose my cell number to someone who wants pictures of a bag full of shit on the internet?

During plebe summer at the Naval Academy (1997) one of my squadmates revealed that she had never seen Top Gun. She was roundly mocked, nicknamed Goose, and since plebes aren’t allowed to watch movies or listen to music, our platoon had to re-enact as much of the movie as we could remember, including the music. The…

I’m really glad your political science degree is finally coming in handy.

I acknowledge that you are entitled to this awful opinion.

I am quite positive this exact list exists on a fetish website somewhere as best people to overhear having sex.

Mattingley’s sideburns are still too long. 

I do have it handy to check — the dialogue is lifted directly from McCarthy’s text. (Sorry for the god awful picture.)