“Honestly, I’m not a big fan of this play with nobody out...”

and $24 mil to Steven Adams

Honestly, the more I learn about how smart octopi are the more I think that dolphin must be fucking delicious. Because if octopus is extremely delicious, an even smarter sea creature must be even better.

Glad I saw that one through to the end. +1

Octopii are one of the most intelligent creatures on the planet and are actually required to be put under anesthesia if a procedure is needed to be done on them, because they are believed to have an understanding of what is happening to them.  If kept in captivity, they need to be in specialized tanks because they…

Right? The Earth should have been a disc.

Jeannie Buss has just invited LaVar to check out this cool thing she found deep, deep in the woods. 

Yeah, they’ve got them lined up behind the plate like one of those carnival games.

I’m fed up with the videos that won’t play, for me at least.

I'm so sick of David. He wastes space, galavanting around the site as if he belongs and brings some value, instead he just makes himself look small and contrarian. 

Group of Dearth

Undefeated in this tournament!

I don’t know whether this guy was a veteran, but they’d better play “Taps” in double-time at his funeral.

“A disaster here in Russia for Germany!”

Parents on one flight, kids on the other?

But get a load of Landon Donovan’s:

Honestly that sounds hella regal

I beg your pardon.

Sorry for your loss.