Shelley Long

May I ever feel anything as strong as Lin-Manuel feels everything.

“Wanna come to my baby shower?”

I don’t know about anyone else, but not going to another baby shower ever again sounds pretty good to me.

If your goal is to ultimately work “crazy hours” and get paid pennies, and that “the shittier parts of Brazil or Nigeria” is where the bar should be set for worker protections all so some of the most grating people on the planet can be billionaires, well brother, I hope you achieve it.

Maybe that DeNiro conversation happened, but it sounds made up.

Goddamn the mental gymnastics needed to say that the trans bathroom isssue should be left to the states but somehow MARIJUANA needs to be federally-regulated! The hypocrisy is maddening.

Right, though the answer to this is better unions, not no unions.

Smart move! Always keep the shields up & the heels set to GO.

I always leave my heels turned on. It saves me time when I walk away from people. #themoreyouknow ;-)

are you offering to bankroll me in scandanavia for 6 months? because i’m definitely in

No pets currently in the White House?

Can she though?

Paring down the government is a band-aid on a bullet wound. You can’t balance the budget through fiscal policy alone. The problem is our labor market. Productivity and wages have decoupled, causing several major problems. One of them is wealth inequality. Only those who own capital benefit in this situation. Everyone…

I love the idea that if we tax billionaires we will lose their largesse. We would cut off the pearls that dribble from their lips down upon us mere mortals. Wither the art museums? Wither the ice rinks?

In fact bad credit and drugs are encouraged in America. (Need cash? Mortgage your CAR!?! Taking too many opiates? Ask your doctor for Rx ultra stool softener we’ve designed just for junkies, ahem, “opioid related constipation”.)

Totally disagree. I want the fuckers who voted for him to see his every unhinged thought. And before someone repeats that tired “his supporters don’t care line”... bullshit. Things are very polarized, true, but not literally every one who voted for him is the stereotypical MAGA-hat-wearing redneck who would follow…

No way. Give him all the rope he needs to wrap himself up and eventually hang himself in full public view. We need a permanent record of this, from his own tiny hands.

How about how reporters kept having to reassure him that they don’t hate him? WHAT THE FUCK?!

I think you’re giving him way too much credit here for his intelligence. Sure, his strategy of riling up the base is very valid, but he’s only doing it because it’s his comfort zone. Everything else we have seen and heard from him during his presidency has been utter nonsense and devoid of rational thought and…