It’s cute that you think it’s over.

See also Farrah Fawcett and Suzanne Somers.

I don’t buy music per se, but I do download it on Spotify. I’ve been listening to a lot of UK House music, which is arguably a throwback to the House music I listened to in my youth. The last non-House new music I downloaded was probably Alabama Shakes.

I’ve been hit on by taxi drivers though, so what are you supposed to do? Drive yourself everywhere? Walk home from the subway in the dark? The only good option is staying home.

I’d be glad to have an excuse to never go to a baby shower again.

I’m sure he hears worse at school.

I’m the same age as Keanu, and while not quite as hot, I get what he’s saying. I’ve really started becoming aware of my mortality and of how little time I have left to do the things I want to do in life.

This is the first time I’ve heard of using a spoon to cool hot coffee.

I like him ok, but if I were Jen I’d be done with his shit.

I like him ok, but if I were Jen I’d be done with his shit.

I like him ok, but if I were Jen I’d be done with his shit.

Best season of Big Brother ever.

He doesn’t want to alienate his base.

And yet, they can’t resist the urge to take selfies, even when there could be negative consequences, so of course the only solution is to take a selfie with their face covered.

Bad credit and drugs are the American way. No one should get fired for that!

yeah, that was one of the best

Same. I just checked out her twitter and I’m loving it.

Even the Dalai Lama would run away screaming.

I can attest that I avoid medical care as much as possible because I can’t afford to pay out of pocket for deductibles and co-pays. I know that not everyone is in my situation, but I think that plenty of us are.

Forget the beer, can you imagine being on a first date with him? There isn’t enough money in the world to make that palatable.