Since she’s a carny kid, she obviously learned how to do blush from a clown.

Same here. If it weren’t for potential health issues down the road, I would have no reason to even consider lowering my alcohol consumption. I don’t drink as much as you do, since I’m a petite woman, but it’s difficult for me to spend a night without drinking. Right now, it’s causing me zero problems, and I like the…

Things have changed so much since I was growing up in the 70s. At 7, my mother was sending me to the store to buy cigarettes for her.

You’re eating Pagoda rolls right now, aren’t you?

Don’t have friends either. Even more Pagoda rolls for yourself!

I have an ice cream maker, but no wine bucket.

He’s annoying at first, but then he gets surprisingly likable.

He actually has a part on the current season of Maron where he plays Mark Maron’s roommate in rehab. He’s basically playing himself, since the character is a rich kid who raps, uses hip-hop slang and is in rehab.

If those wine bottles are full, don’t keep them in the window. The heat from the sun will make them go bad.

Yeah, no one is working overtime at those jobs because it’s so much fun. They’re doing it because they feel they have to.

Besides, if she slept with Ozzie, she has already been punished.

That is insane.

I don’t know, the drinking age was 18 when I was in college, and we did plenty of binge drinking.

I’ve met two other people with the same name as me. One was in elementary school, and she was always getting into trouble and being called into the principle’s office, and sometimes I ended up being sent to the principles office by mistake when her name was called. The other one had the same doctor as I did, and the…

Or maybe just show off.

As a white lady, I just say I hate musicals and I can’t imagine anyone liking a musical as much as people proclaim to like Hamilton.

How do you know, if you’ve never seen it?

I ask this as a person who hates musicals and who knows nothing about Hamilton: if it’s so hard to get a ticket, how are there so many people who claim to love it? Not that many people can have even seen it. Is it on youtube or something?

I hope her Roomba goes crazy and starts chasing her.

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