I’m just worried about the other people waiting for the bathroom while Kim hangs out pantsless waiting for her pregnancy test results.

How is that different from today, when people generate content seeking validation from friends who pretend to care so that their content will be validated when it’s their turn?

I’m old enough to remember when clothes were made out of decent fabric, and even white Ts were never see-through. It makes it really hard for me to buy clothes now, because I’m all, ‘what is this crap?”.

I’m single and childless, and I don’t need anyone’s validation.

I only visit facebook through the app on my phone, so I never see the trending topics.

They would get to hear me singing songs to my dog.

If I were an actress, I wouldn’t work for him. Not to “punish” him, but because I find him despicable and disgusting and I couldn’t stand to be in the same room with him.

It sounds like a club formed by middle school girls.

People in New York drop off their laundry at the dry cleaner or laundromat to have it done. Since she lives in a fancy doorman building, she probably has her laundry picked up, washed, and delivered back to her door. I’m sure she has a cleaning person. And she said that she doesn’t do grocery shopping, so there’s your…

You can’t get a good bagel from a grocery store. And they go stale after one day, so buying them ahead is not an option. New Yorkers get fresh bagels from the bagel place just before consumption. If you live outside New York, you can’t get a good bagel anyway, so you might as well buy a bag of crappy bagels from the…

I think you’re worrying too much. In all my 51 years on the planet, I’ve never seen a dude hanging out in the ladies room. And I have a small bladder, so I’ve been in many a public rest room. If you’re so worried, just stand outside the bathroom and tell your daughter to scream if she sees any creepy dudes.

I don’t think so. The sweat is long dried off before I go to bed. What would there be to dirty it up? Plus, I wear pajamas and socks to bed, so I don’t see how anything is getting transferred to the bed.

Not gonna lie, I live alone, so no one is going to be smelling me if I don’t shower after the gym. Sometimes I shower when I get home, but I usually don’t. I workout at night and I figure it doesn’t matter if I wait until morning.

What is considered good hair?

I’m still using my first generation Kindle every day. No battery problems.

I find it difficult to get out all the grounds in the plunger between the screen and the plate. Also, I wouldn’t consider it sufficiently clean if I just pumped dish soap through it a few times. I have to get a sponge in there and scrub.

Cleaning a french press is a pain in the ass.

This is why we all need to go back to a full 70s bush. No one can see what’s going on under all that hair.

I find that going for a long run and then having a few drinks usually does the trick for major things. A long walk is fine for minor issues like getting mad in a meeting.

Yes, I probably have in the 1,000s. I dedicated a large chunk of time to ripping them while watching TV and then putting them alphabetically into CD binders. But I’m kind of anal.