At least I know what Ben’s tat is. Adam’s is what, a winged mermaid cradling a skull on the high seas?

I could think of a few things.

Everyone I’ve ever heard say that they don’t smell bad is someone who doesn’t shower regularly.

I watched her show, and she does admit her privilege.

I wouldn’t say her decision was wrong, but the adult male’s decision to seduce a teenage virgin was definitely wrong. That’s a skeevy thing to do, even if the girl views it as a good experience. She’s okay, he’s not okay.

Me too. I was the designated salad maker in my house growing up, and once I left, I vowed that I would never again wash and dry each leaf and then tear it up with my bare hands. I can’t even bear to look at a salad spinner now.

Greenhouse privilege exists! Not everyone can afford a greenhouse you know.

That white stuff is the best part!

Six drinks a week is heavy drinking?

Yes, they did. Everyone turned out fine.

I fondly remember the day my parents found out Anderson Cooper is gay.

I’m German, and I can confirm we don’t say we’re on German time. We’re just on time.

No, we do not. I want a site that tells me to get my bitch on.

It’s definitely low. Maybe it’s in a bad location or they’re assuming that whoever buys it is going to do a gut rehab.

In addition to being creative, you also need to marry someone wealthy and famous.

Does it have to be in milk though?

I didn’t get it either, because I have no idea what Genius even is, but after I clicked on the link to the annotation of the Pitchfork review, I think I get it now. It’s kind of like someone who is grading your paper writing comments about some of the points in said paper. Since I don’t care about music criticism, I…

I’ll just go to a Trump rally.

I feel like I would be writing down the same 5 things every day. My days aren’t that different from one another.

What about us never-nudes? I won’t even shower with my own gender! I wear my gym clothes to and from the gym and shower at home.