Two guys and a girl. Named the devil’s threesome by straight men, obv.

That’s when you have to suggest the devil’s threesome. If that doesn’t get rid of them, nothing will.

I’ve never felt intimidated about using the rower until I read the comments to this post. I guess I’ve been doing it wrong.

McDreamy was the only reason I ever watch the show in the first place.

Watch your back, Gigi Haddid! Lily-Rose is comin’ for ya.

Your wife can hunt you down at the bar or cabin, but she’s not trekking across the ice to haul your fat ass home.

I agree. When I know a snow storm is coming, I make sure to buy plenty of food and booze beforehand. There’s no excuse to not be prepared unless you’re a surgeon and you’ve been performing emergency surgeries and can’t get to the store. Even then, ask the nurse to put in a Peapod order for you.

Winter is so awful I’m on bleek!

It’s the worst.

I always assumed it was an excuse for men to get away from their wives and kids and drink.

If someone wanted to, they could probably come up with similar videos making other comedians look like joke thieves too. As for the Patrice jokes, I don’t think she was pretending that she came up with those sexual positions. She was commenting on them from a woman’s perspective, especially the Houdini, which she said…

It’s great!

Have you seen Shahs of Sunset? Lots of Persian goodness.

They already have Shah’s of Sunset to represent the Persians.

They arbitrarily chose a month, but we don’t know how much time you really have to abstain to get those results. What if you would get the same results in a week with no alcohol? And could you get some results if you reduced your drinking rather than cut it out altogether? I guess it’s nice to give the January…

I don’t even do the slurry thing. I boil water, then slowly whisk in the polenta and cook for about 15 minutes, giving it a stir every now and then. Seems to work fine for me.

Plus One Day at a Time

No, don’t you get it? He’s creating love and peace on earth.

Are there no introverts in Mexico? I’m an introvert, and for me having to make conversation during my lunch break would be the opposite of restorative. I much prefer eating alone with a book.

I would disavow that thumb too.