Oh please. It’s just food, not the Mona Lisa. It will be converted to shit in a few hours.

Who cares? The customer is paying for it. When I go to a restaurant, I’m not there to make the chef happy. Some of these chefs need to get over their damn selves. No one died and made them the meat god.

I’m just surprised that she’s a smoker. She’s going to ruin that beautiful new face.

A good friend ghosted me, and after I begged him via email for an explanation, he sent me a long email detailing all the things that were wrong with me and what a horrible person I was. That made me feel even worse than the ghosting.

I’m a vegetarian, and the veg. products at Whole Foods are definitely cheaper than the same brands at a regular grocery store, where they’re quarantined in a small “health food” area. And the selection of the type of food I eat is much better at Whole Foods. The wine and cheese selection is better too.

It’s so boring being straight. Waaah!!!

So I’m not good enough for More because I don’t make a high income? Fuck that.

I never get gifts back because I am single and childless. I’ve spent my life buying wedding and baby gifts without ever getting any myself, and I’m over it.

Are there so many people with PTSD that this is a thing? I’m old, so I’m from the days before trigger warnings and know nothing of them.

I get them for the cream cheese frosting. I don’t even eat the cake part.

You shut up! Everyone loves seeing photos of my cute puppy dog!

No one is watching this show for Martin Sheen.

I don’t shave above the knee either, but the hair on my thighs is really light, so I figure I don’t need to shave it.

My mother made me get a pixie cut when I was around 7 and it was traumatic. I grew that hair back down to my ass and kept it that way for years. Ironically, I have a pixie cut now and I love it.

I’m okay with lotion, but I’m usually to lazy to put it on.

I would pay extra for an adults only flight. Someone needs to get on this!

Why do the guys all have that wispy, brushed forward emo hair?

That sounds like a nightmare. My former downstairs neighbors had twins that ran around screaming constantly. I almost threw a party when they moved out.

I would totally play this video game.

You put chocolate chips in the cookies instead. So good!