Way harsh, Tai.

She’s too narcissistic and out-of-touch with the real world to be funny. She thinks it’s funny that her trick thought she had a lot of Warhols because she knew him. I guess the joke there is that the kid didn’t know that wealthy people can buy as much art as they want? I don’t even know. And the biggest difference she…

Okay, but I hate my job and I still go to work everyday, so, shrug.

Is there a good supply of hot, young male dancers there? Because that would definitely be a must.

More like Fifty Shades of Cray, amirite?

Wisconsin pizza is cut into squares too. It must be a midwestern thing.

Maybe find a job you don't hate?

Added to wish list!

TOTALLY

I know a few servers who HAVE done things to people's food; it's not a myth.

To me, that's better than breaking someone's arm. I don't watch MMA or any kind of fighting, so I'm probably not qualified to speak on this, but that just seems wrong to me.

That Kardashian pic is like 2 butts ago.

Well shoot, that's no fun. I'm just going to pretend he made lots of crazy, rambling speeches and everyone at Fendi was shit talking him over their evening grappa.

Can you imagine what Kanye would be like as an intern? I wish someone would make a reality show out of this.

I'm sure she lost quite a bit of that in the divorce settlement, and she does have a daughter to support.

How did they not know that this movie would be terrible from the outset?

So are you saying that some people are born with a gender and some are not, and those people construct a gender later?

If the body doesn't have a gender, why do some people have surgery to make their bodies more masculine or feminine?

I just freeze the extra portions in single-serve containers. That way I avoid the monotony of leftovers and have something good to eat on days I don't feel like cooking.

Where is this wonderful land?