I always order a double-tall latte at Starbucks. Is the flat white the same thing?

Dat hairdo tho.

I have no divorced people in my life. No one in my extended family has every divorced. So you're not the only one.

Me too, but my dog has cancer, so I'm extra sensitive. I need a trigger warning for this shit!

I remember that!

I agree with you. I've never personally known men who fit into the model of masculinity that they author describes. My father and brothers are very sweet, empathetic people who I have never seen be violent or dominant. One of my brothers cries more than I do, as did my father. And all the men in my family are in…

I've worked with black servers who didn't want to wait on black customers because they said that blacks don't tip well. So yes, a hot mess.

Same. I love that album.

One of the perks of being older is that men don't hit on me or catcall me anymore. I am totally ignored, and it's bliss.

I can't walk decently in a pencil skirt. I have a long stride, and I find them to restricting. I end up walking like a geisha. That's why I prefer A-line skirts.

This sounds like it could be the plot for an 80s Michael J. Fox movie.

In Chicago, there's an 8-track club!

My mother said that shit to me too. And now she wonders why my brothers and I have never wanted to have children.

My coworker in the cube next to me clips his nails at his desk every week. It grosses me out every time. I have to put my headphones in and listen to music whenever he starts up. I've also seen people clipping their nails on the bus.

Poor thing! She'll learn soon enough.

When I was a cocktail waitress, I had to be very careful to ask people, "What kind of drink can I get you from the bar," since if I said something like "what would you like to order?" customers would often say, "I'll take you." That job was constant sexual harassment.

If anything, that will put her on the pole.

I'm fifty years old, so I don't care if my clothes are boring. I was fashion conscious when I was younger, but now I don't give a fuck. That web site does have some cool clothes though.

Not just any gym renovation. This one affects rich people.

I think that's true. Men get to be covered up and wear loose-fitting clothing, while I have trouble even finding a top that doesn't expose half my chestal region. Women's tops these days are all deep scoop necks and v-necks, the skirts are all short, and I hate it. I just want to be covered like men get to be.