I mean, as a Sociology major, every single class i’ve taken in the past 4 years has done extensive lecturing on Marx and the manifesto. But it isn’t for every single major at every university, that’s just bullshit.

“When you’ve been fortunate enough to have lived such a long & crazy life,” he says, “certain details about specific events...come flooding back all at once, & even at 85, it’s apparent that ‘wordvomit’ & bad-mouthing is inexcusable.”

This guy is like a weird, plastic mannequin-like version of Trump. Basically, if his co-workers and business partners aren’t his yes man, and don’t subscribe to his bizarre “peaceful values,” then they’re out of a job in an instant. He only wants positive comments on all of his social media accounts (not to mention he…

My husband and I got married after 3 months. Some people just know.

ME TOO. I drafted a whole email for their tip line but then I was like “nah, they’ll figure it out/maybe I shouldn’t/will they just laught at me.”

Oh yeah, I totally forgot Birchbox sells full-sized products, not just subscription boxes. Man, they had the best subscription boxes. 

God dammit. I’ve turned to Amazon to buy skincare stuff now because I just can’t do Sephora anymore. I can’t take how wasteful they are when shipping stuff and their rewards system sucks. I was going to start going to Ulta because I’m giving up on Sephora but now ugh. This.

FINALLY! I’ve been waiting for you guys to get in on this crazy shit.

and Trump basically said the same thing about Porter as he did for Alabama Pedophile whatshisface: “Well he said in his super serious voice that he’s innocent so, there you go.”

For real. Their glycolic acid toner arrived the day I found out about all this and im like...urghhh great timing there. Fuck them.

Yeah I remember the Drunk Elephant comments, and then the weird apology about it. The owner is seriously bizarre. He started making these long personal posts on the company’s IG account and then fired the owner of a lip product company who he’s friends with and was selling through Deciem PUBLICALLY ON SOCIAL MEDIA.…

I know, everyone is freaking out making a bazillion posts. There was also a bunch of drama with people coming from r/scacirclejerk to rag on people for ditching the brand so quickly and there was a lot of yelling.

An African American woman commented on one of his crazy IG posts saying, “Are you okay??” and he replied with something like “I’m fine but you aren’t” and told her to buy a skin bleaching serum (that I can’t think of the actual name of).

Skincare fanatics -

I LOVE ITTTT. And that is actually saying a lot because I have a firey burning rage of hate towards musicals. I beyond hate them. But I beyond love this show. Especially Darrel, Heather, crazy Trent, Nathaniel’s super hot and I love his song about going to the motherfucking zoo when he’s sad. I just love it all.

BARTON FINK! BARTON FINK!

I AM SO EXCITED FOR THIS MOOV-AAAY

I’ve been this way since I was a kid. With only a couple of friends. And pretty anti-social. I doubt going to therapy is going to magically make me love being around people.

I fucking hate small talk. I went to my favorite grocery store a few weeks ago and was in a shitty mood, I just didn’t want to talk or see anyone. Just wanted to get my shit and leave. Something like 6 different clerks asked me if I needed any help and it started to grate on my nerves so bad I thought I was going to…

Yay introversion. I’ve definitely had days as well where I realize that I haven’t actually spoken a single word out loud because I am always home alone doing my own stuff and rarely see other people.