Oh god, I remember that. I didn’t realize he would keep talking about it, in multiple threads.

At this point, the thing that’s kind of helping me get by is knowing that one day in the future all of these fuckers deaths will be announced and i’ll get to read about it in the paper and feel great.

Can’t be any worse than when Kanye got a tattoo of his face that also has a face tattoo of his own name

I’m a doofus who decided to look at what the general population of Twitter has to say about Trump’s reaction, and his supporters are basically doing the “Well it’s Obama’s fault that Puerto Rico is in such bad shape in the first place!”

I need to show this to my mom. She’s on some crazy idea that there’s a massive teacher shortage and everyone should just become a teacher.

lol cute. My ex used to do that to me ALL. THE. TIME. Except instead of giggling and calling each other nerds, he would just punch me in the face or drag me around by my hair if I complained.

1. Royal Tenenbaums

lol, what? Have fun dying alone on your island of dumb opinions that no one else shares.

so I guess we’re having a nuclear war tomorrow.

That’s the bittersweet thing about getting older. You begin to see who are your actual friends and who aren’t really. The heartbreaking part is realizing someone you thought was a really good friend, never really was in the first place.

I used to have maybe 15 friends that I would hang out every now and then. When I went deaf, half of those people decided to phase me out of their life because my deafness became too uncomfortable for them.

It took Ben this long to realize that Mindy doesn’t actually love him? I don’t think there’s been a single moment in the show’s history where they show Mindy actually, truly loving something other than sandwiches or Danny.

I still have the shame...of feeling like a disgusting diarrhea factory. But I also have found ways to kind of make the disgusting noises less in everyone’s face. Like flushing the toilet wildly while my IBS takes over my body like i’m the star of The Exorcist.

the silver lining in the hellscape that is having to deal with IBS is you learn to get over your fear of someone hearing you take a shit. Because it’s coming, my friends. And there’s nothing anyone can do to stop it when it comes.

past the city’s best burrito spot on 24th

Me too. I read it when I was in the 6th grade and it really horrified me. I kind of want to keep the illusion I have of it in tact, lol.

I’m looking forward to how Netflix destroys Gerald’s Game, as well.

I’m native Bay Area and everyone I grew up with and have known in my life who have also lived in the bay area for generations all say “The 101" or “The 680.” In high school and middle school everyone would laugh at how our parents would say “Take The ____ highway.”

It took me nearly 40 minutes to get through this. I have had a hard time with the thought of death since I was really little. I would lay in bed and stare up at the ceiling and concentrate really hard on the reality of death and give myself anxiety and nightmares. It was a really weird thing to do, but i couldn’t stop…