Go for it. That’ll show that bitch for ordering a god damn bridesmaid dress off of Amazon.

I’m not that into Radiohead, but also Gondry’s video for Knives Out is awesome.

Kinja is pretty notorious for being terrible. Now the AV Club switched over and everyone’s screaming. Which they should.

I don’t. Her and her husband decided to sell their house and go live on a boat somewhere in the pacific ocean and I don’t think anyone is even able to contact her.

I was the maid of honor at a really shitty wedding once where the bride ordered all of our dresses from Amazon without asking what our sizes were (it was like “Hey! I’m sending you your bridesmaid dress, give me your address!” and me being like: “Oh...wait what??”). I was at my heaviest that year and she ordered me a…

My comments have been in the grey for years and I have no idea how this shit works. Am I in the grey all the time until something I say gets enough stars to put me out of the grey? Or does some magical Kinja/Jezebel/Univision person have to flip a switch and i’m no longer grey again, forever?

When I was 6, my mom and I were at the mall in my hometown getting last minute Christmas shopping down when a plane crashed into the middle of the mall and exploded. We were closer to one end of the mall leaving one of the stores and trying to get to the parking lot on the other end, and I saw it happen. I’ll never…

I hate this.

UGH. Today was not great. For the past month i’ve been focused on my diet. Counting calories, logging them in, exercising. I’ve successfully lost 8 pounds and JUST got out of a 3 week plateau. I’ve felt awesome and in this past month i’ve been the most successful in losing weight for the first time, ever.

EVEN THE SCORPION WAS CUTE

Exactly. I mean, i’m in college right now earing my B.A. at 33 years old and I’m an A-/B+ student with a learning disorder, bi-polar disorder, and i’m deaf - school is a STRUGGLE. I am stressed out 24/7. Yet every football player i’ve met who got in on a football scholarship just sits there texting on their phone and…

That is so incredibly sad. Jesus CHRIST.

My mom’s a high school English teacher at an extremely mismanaged school in an extremely shitty town - where like, you either graduate and work at Walmart or go to college on a football scholarship. Their football field is gigantic and state of the art.

His schtick is just to make things expensive? Cool trick, bro.

Yeah, well that’s just like, your opinion, man.

I tried to tell this to my eternally angry father (who basically thinks every Republican should be inprisoned or be set on fire), but he doesn’t quite believe me. He thinks that Trump has someone in his administration taking polls and finding out that people want him to say all his insane shit and he only does this…

Not Mindy Kaling, who sucks anyway.

From all my years of doing every single crazy diet people have become obsessed with, along with what i’ve learned from my body dysmorphia and eating disorder therapist, diets are bullshit.

I wanted to be able to tell what the fuck the movie was about, but the girl singing “burn burn burn” was really distracting.

I literally feel like screaming and crying and I want to explode. I want to explode.