Mine is pretty shot. My husband started taking viagra and a mood stabilizer, and I just got put on 2 antidepressants and anxiety medication.

I’m so happy this recipe doesn’t include fucking tomatoes. I want to slap the faces of everyone who just throws in pico, or just straight up chunks of tomato, into guacamole.

I’ve heard people at my Uni say, “I don’t care, he’s hot.” or “Don’t care! He’s so hot, i’d let him [abuse me] as long as I get to fuck him.” and I just...I....hhhhhhhhhhhh.

Why the hell is he even being invited to schools? What is he going to talk about that is so revolutionary and life-changing? What is he going to talk about that isn’t the same hateful bullshit that he always talks about? Why is he being treated as a prolific speaker who has ideas and theories, when 99.9% of his…

The Milo Yopinopolopolis asshole event on campus has exploded and Republican students have basically started a war in campus community between liberals and Republicans. I was talking to a friend on the quad about the event that was shut down, some random dude came up and asked me if I was at the event (I wasn’t, but…

Just started receiving death threats from moron Republican students over this Milo event bullshit. WHY IS THIS SHIT HAPPENING.

I go to UC Davis but didn’t attend because I have the flu, but I would have most likely been there. It is a total shit show right now on campus. Everyone’s screaming that libtard snowflakes are destroying the constitution with their PC regressive agenda (lol), and some students are receiving death and rape threats…

Mother of god, that movie kind of ripped my heart out.

It’s hard to work in an environment like that. Most alt-right Republican assholes would call you a pussy/get over it/that’s life. It’s so beyond that, at this point. It isn’t about not wanting to hear “different political views than your own”, it’s waaaaaay beyond that now. Political parties are so extremely polarized…

Ah, only 1 year too late. I looked at colleges in Canada, but my husband is not on board with even entertaining the idea of leaving the U.S.

I’ve been pretty deep in my depression since the election results. It seemed to conveniently come back and stick around since. I was able to watch 5 minutes of Obama’s speech before feeling even worse. I kind of just want to get into my bed and not leave it for...I don’t know. Until I starve to death? Until school…

Good. I’m glad. But, the OP’s comment is just going to bring them out. They’ll get ungreyed, and then we’ll have to hear the same asinine comments about how whiny liberals are/deal with it/think about how we felt with Obama/liberal snowflakes/emails/etc etc. It’s all cyclical. It’s all just the same now. Day in and…

Wtf?! Leave High Maintenance and Search Party out of this!

Jill Soloway: Yes, you look comfortable but...no.

I think she’s the poor oblivious soul who is currently involved with goblin Chris Brown.

Right? A huge majority of 2016 was shit, but I’m kind of afraid of the entirety of 2017.

SURPRISE, SURPRISE.

I want everything I put into my mouth/lungs to be blueberry pancake flavored.

I don’t understand people who use e-cigarettes with flavored oils in order to replace cigarettes. That shit just doesn’t work.

Ace Frehley got a drum set for Christmas