For some strange mysterious reason I kind of wanted to see it, until Jason Bateman showed his boring, unfunny, asshole face.

Calling the other side stupid, and jumping up and down trying to show how smart you are has put the planet, and our democracy in general, in serious peril.

Chelsea was one of 3 friends that I lost in the fire. She was one of the nicest persons I knew and an asset to the bay area DJ scene. She helped me expand my love and knowledge of electronic music - especially Detroit house. She was one of the best volunteer DJ’s on KALX. She had the best laugh, the best voice. The…

Who makes this?! Is it real??

I realized this rant is super fitting for my user name. I can’t wait!

For real! I’ve been watching Gwen for so long, it’s really not the same without her. Her face was like sunshine and she was so inspiring. It was such a double tragedy with the election results and the news of her death. Ugh.

Thanks. It’s going to be about a year. I feel like a grandma, too. I don’t know how some people can stay up till 3 am studying. Youths. I’m studying Sociology and Political Science. I’m going to try to go to grad school for Public Policy, what a fantastic time to go into government work.

I’m sick and haven’t even begun to write a paper that’s due on Thursday. Also trying to study for finals while in bed when all I want to do is lay down and watch Twin Peaks and smoke weed.

We may be like the same exact person.

No. There is MUCH JOY to be had from all of this.

Yup. But what can you do? I mean in my own fantasy world, I would just shoot them out of a cannon or fly them into space so they can outlive the rest of their days floating around in a ship being complete morons.

They probably just were doing what my husband and I do when we sit down at a restaurant to let the staff know that we’re hungry and are ready to order.

Bob Dylan: the most overrated musician in the world next to garbage person John Lennon.

The more videos I see of her screaming in stores, the more I want to kind of follow her around for a day and see how she gets by on a day-to-day basis.

That’s it, I quit.

Great. He picked Evil Tim Gunn.

NICE

I feel like this might be pretty standard for her. She’s probably done this at Bed, Bath & Beyond, Target, Walmart, TJ Maxx. It takes a lot to go on a full-steam rant like that in a store, ranting nonsense at an entire staff and onlookers.

Fancy coffee is a fraud. Not only does it taste worse than shitty diner coffee,

uh huh