Eew, I do not agree at all. Not even a little. In fact, he’s probably the grossest lamest dude she casually fucked for a limited time only.

He was def the highlight of her sex life for me.

God damn, JLaw has pretty gross taste in dudes to fuck for a short while.

So basically he’s just only really reassuring to all the inbred moron Trump voters who whine, “WE NEED MORE JOBS WHERE ARE OUR JOBS CHINA TOOK OUR JOBS IMMIGRANTS ARE STEALING JOB. IF WE JUST HAD MORE JOBS EVERYTHING WOULD BE THE GREATEST. JOBS. TRUMP WILL BRING JOBS.”

Also, no longer having to fight hoards of cockroaches day in and day out was a great bonus goodbye gift as well.

Yup. Plus, that’s my dad’s birthday, and he is one of the most outspoken Anti-Trump Anti-Republicans I know. He’s also getting pretty old and both me and my mother are hoping he doesn’t have a legit heart attack or stroke.

First thing that popped out to me was nose job. And boob job.

UUUUUUUUUUGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHGHGHGHGHGHGHGHGHGHGHGHHGGHHGHGHAHHHHHHHHHHHHH

YAS. All the time when I was a kid. My favorite was Red Riding Hood and Goldilocks.

Over the past few years, both my husband and I have been trying to get sterilized. But then I had to have an organ removed, and both of our lives got hectic with jobs and schools and living long-distance. We are now both kind of revisiting this idea as Trump and his band of gargoyles is now a real live thing that will…

People are mad because 70% chance looks the same to a lot of people as 90%. Silver’s polls were different than other popular polls, like HuffPo, in that his included outliers. Silver’s process used a smoothing parameter later on in the election that made his poll more responsive to changes - he assumed that people are…

I am legitimately sad as well, watching her every evening for the news was something I really looked forward to daily. Gwen with Judy Woodruff was super fun, they just were such a great news team. God, this is super upsetting.

I feel like the deal should have been that if he becomes the President, he has to get the fuck off of Twitter.

I ended up with food poisoning that I was up till 4 in the morning dealing with. Simultaneously thrown in with thoughts of, “Oh god, Donald Trump is the president.” Plus, the depression from the election was also thrown in for good measure.

I agree with literally everything you just said, except I would also add on that I hate musicals as much as I hate fucking Donald Trump and wish that there was a world-wide ban on god damn musicals. Also, I want ice cream.

Yes! I have/had them, and then I actually sold them recently for a decent price.

200 times better than most of what’s on tv.

Basically, Gary Johnson has no idea about anything. He never has and never will. He should just go lay down somewhere and stop.

Meh. Her weird “I’m a sexy baby” thing is stupid, gross, and creepy.

Every class I’m taking this quarter at school is about politics and analyzing and tracking this specific election. There is no escape from this for me. My life is currently a firey hellscape of despair. I can’t wait for November 8th.