I am taking a class this quarter that is basically analyzing and following this election very closely, and I and the rest of my class are starting to really hit a wall with this bullshit. I feel like screaming daily, and even my professor is starting to just kind of lose her shit.

I’m the same way. They kind of toned down on the Eddie character and the parents or the other two, better, kids kind of took over for a while there. But yeah, that Eddie kid’s face is terrible and annoying. Also, I hate the theme song.

It really was the worse one. I really dislike Marc Maron. He’s only good at playing one type of guy: loud jerk guy who yells and hates everything and is terrible.

I would really like it if NEITHER of them would go on late-night talk shows. Any time either one of them does, it’s treated like some kind of comedy hilariousness when the election is already a god damn horrific joke. Nothing that’s being asked to them by Fallon or any of those other clowns is groundbreaking or…

God dammit, me too. I want to like him. I’ve tried so many times, but I just can’t. I think it’s his stupid looking face, one-dimensional acting, and irritating voice.

This is weird, but: I don’t know if I’ve ever had an orgasm. I’ve faked it many a time, and have had sex where it’s felt REALLY good and like a small explosion of pleasure has just gone off in my loins, but I can’t say 100% for sure that those loin explosions were actual orgasms where I’ve “came” and all that fun…

He is so right, though. Every time a school bus speeds down my street and I notice it’s filled with STRAWS and not KIDS, I just get so mad and sad for this country and society.

I have been involved in 3 threesomes in my entire life, and they all were the worst sexual experiences I’ve ever had. It’s not like a cool porn. It was awkward and ultimately destroyed my relationship down the line. I still have fantasies of having an all-women threesome, but that will probably never happen for me.…

I know it’s really tempting to want to text him to tell him that he’s an asshole, but don’t. When I was single and living in Los Angeles, one of the WORST places to be single, I was ghosted something around 8 times. After a while, it scooped out my insides until I was completely numb inside. Every time I would send a…

NO HIS MOVIES ARE SO GOD DAMN OVERRATED

YESSS! I love Gina Rodriguez and Jane the Virgin. Such a great show and she’s amazing in it. Every interview I’ve read of hers is inspiring. She deserves all the praise and opportunities.

Natalie Imbruglia’s “Torn” in the bathroom at a Wet Seal in the 8th grade.

The police report also included this tidbit: “Victim 1 stated that she had heard that in the past Mr. Becker had done this to other girls and that his friends sometimes refer to him as ‘David the Rapist.’”

I know lots of people who live that way. What bums me out is that those specific set of garbage people are apparently her only friends, not: her only friends are family members.

Seriously. They both kind of bum me out. Also, especially:

This makes me sad, only because I wish Cetaphil and CeraVe did not destroy my face like a miniature tornado of destruction. One time I bought a bottle of the Foaming Facial Cleanser by CeraVe and the next morning I woke up with a red rash, peeling skin, and a giant zit outbreak.

This makes me sad, only because I wish Cetaphil and CeraVe did not destroy my face like a miniature tornado of…

I’ve gone through so many face washes over the years. I stuck with Murad for a long time, but suddenly it turned on me. This face wash leaves my skin less red and splotchy and doesn’t dry it out. Like I can use it, and then not immediately have to put on moisturizer.

I’ve gone through so many face washes over the years. I stuck with Murad for a long time, but suddenly it turned on…

PERFECT

If I was Juliet, I would have fucked Paris’ goofy NASA ass over Leo. for real.

The cockroaches were a BIG factor in my reasoning to move out of New York and back home. I just couldn’t take it anymore. I was fighting an insane and horrifying cockroach infestation in the basement where I worked, and then I would come home to flying cockroaches at night in my apartment - and my boyfriend was always…