I have to have my gallbladder removed, and for the past month i’ve had to go on this diet of eating basically nothing but fruit, vegetables, and toast. I can’t have cheese, no butter, no alcohol, no chocolate. There’s like 5 things I can eat, and none of it is cheese and I have been legitimately crying over not being…

Birdman, Boyhood, and Grand Budapest was amazing. You all seem really butt hurt over nothing.

I can be extremely lazy and unmotivated if I have too much on my plate. I'm a full time student, and last semester I had a job 6 days a week, all work days were in a row, where I had to wake up at 3 am and work till 1 pm, then immediately commute to school where I would have school from 3-11pm. It would take me an…

Fucking horrible parents can't even name her by her preferred name. Still acknowledging her as a male. I hope they're wrecked with guilt for the rest of their lives.

Wait, people are going half way through an intersection and then the red light camera flashes, and THEN people slam on their brakes? That seems insane, why would people do that? Just drive through the intersection and get the ticket.

"Rude" and "Say Something" are the worst songs of the year that I was forced to listen to 8-9 times a day, every day, for an entire year. I feel like I need therapy and medication for having to live through that.

I've been through turbulence worst than this (around Japan, actually. What's up with that?) and I truly thought I was going to die, and so did most of the people on our plane, including the look on the faces of the strapped in flight attendants. It was one of the worst things i've ever been through, and I haven't been…

I really enjoyed Guardians of the Galaxy, Under the Skin, and The Babadook. I even really enjoyed Interstellar. Is Edge of Tomorrow really that good? Everything about it looked like another stupid Tom Cruise action movie but I keep hearing good things about it. Did anyone see The Signal? I Origins was also horrible…

I think she probably knows she isn't doing all that great, because at some point she starts to speed her singing up like "Let's just get this over with!"

Robot and Frank was awesome. It was on my Netflix List for so long, I wish I had watched it sooner. Same with Bernie. There Will Be Blood should be on this list.

Those V/H/S movies are my guilty pleasure, but the last segment in the most recent one involving the dog was really upsetting.

This video on Botflies would be way better without this crappy music playing.

Nope. I'm not ashamed for liking that movie, and I don't agree with most to all of what you said. I don't think that Idiocracy is "basically a documentary", but I do think it resembles how things are starting to become. People sitting around watching tv shows of people getting hurt, while eating junk food? Yup,…

At my high school we had sex education, but it was only for an hour, in your Junior year. The only subject matter the class touched upon was how to put a condom on, looking at a drawing of a penis that the teacher drew on the blackboard, and that was it. No talk about sexual abuse or rape. It was just never talked…

Way to start a conversation in the worst way possible. If you're tired of your wife turning you down for sex with excuses that you don't like, have an open conversation with her. That's what's important in a marriage: open and honest conversation. The fact that he sent a "I'm not going to miss you while you're gone"…

They'll be okay, once World Cup is over they can go back to not giving a shit about soccer.

God damn, can this guy just fucking die already?

The only thing I want to watch Gawker employees do is write content for this site.

I watched maybe 4-5 episodes in the first season and was so fucking bored I just gave up. I think i've tried like 6 times to watch The Wire and it's just not working. Maybe it just doesn't work on some people.

The thing that kind of irked me about this list, and that I get told countless times and I hear countless times as advice given to other fellow poors, is "if you can't afford anything, you should move." While yes that would be fantastic, the cost to move is really expensive. Most places ask for first and last month…