I have to have my gallbladder removed, and for the past month i’ve had to go on this diet of eating basically nothing but fruit, vegetables, and toast. I can’t have cheese, no butter, no alcohol, no chocolate. There’s like 5 things I can eat, and none of it is cheese and I have been legitimately crying over not being…

Birdman, Boyhood, and Grand Budapest was amazing. You all seem really butt hurt over nothing.

I can be extremely lazy and unmotivated if I have too much on my plate. I'm a full time student, and last semester I had a job 6 days a week, all work days were in a row, where I had to wake up at 3 am and work till 1 pm, then immediately commute to school where I would have school from 3-11pm. It would take me an…

Fucking horrible parents can't even name her by her preferred name. Still acknowledging her as a male. I hope they're wrecked with guilt for the rest of their lives.

Wait, people are going half way through an intersection and then the red light camera flashes, and THEN people slam on their brakes? That seems insane, why would people do that? Just drive through the intersection and get the ticket.

"Rude" and "Say Something" are the worst songs of the year that I was forced to listen to 8-9 times a day, every day, for an entire year. I feel like I need therapy and medication for having to live through that.

I've been through turbulence worst than this (around Japan, actually. What's up with that?) and I truly thought I was going to die, and so did most of the people on our plane, including the look on the faces of the strapped in flight attendants. It was one of the worst things i've ever been through, and I haven't been…

I think she probably knows she isn't doing all that great, because at some point she starts to speed her singing up like "Let's just get this over with!"

At my high school we had sex education, but it was only for an hour, in your Junior year. The only subject matter the class touched upon was how to put a condom on, looking at a drawing of a penis that the teacher drew on the blackboard, and that was it. No talk about sexual abuse or rape. It was just never talked…

Way to start a conversation in the worst way possible. If you're tired of your wife turning you down for sex with excuses that you don't like, have an open conversation with her. That's what's important in a marriage: open and honest conversation. The fact that he sent a "I'm not going to miss you while you're gone"…

They'll be okay, once World Cup is over they can go back to not giving a shit about soccer.

God damn, can this guy just fucking die already?

The only thing I want to watch Gawker employees do is write content for this site.

The thing that kind of irked me about this list, and that I get told countless times and I hear countless times as advice given to other fellow poors, is "if you can't afford anything, you should move." While yes that would be fantastic, the cost to move is really expensive. Most places ask for first and last month…

SO GOOD. Simon needs to get over his shit but also his hair is amazing. Everyones hair is so amazing.

I don't know which is worse, this stupid Sony camera sponsored story or that stupid Mixology tv show ad on the left.

• Dodge & Burn, $10,000 for a photo of a dirty uneaten piece of pizza laying in a gutter in New York at night time outside of a club.

TLDR

I absolutely did not grow up in Detroit, but when I was 19, I left my home state for the first time ever and travelled around the country hitchhiking and riding Greyhounds. I stopped in Detroit, met someone, and decided to live there with very little money and no job. I started a life there, learned how to live in…

Every day, living in a major city, where I do frequently have to go out into the general public and maneuver my way around to get from point A to point B, I often run into groups of young people. It's inevitable and bound to happen. They're usually being loud and obnoxious, throwing something, or pushing themselves…