I am not a man, or a little boy, but this really spoke to me. Not the alcoholism part, but the binge eating problem. I thought maybe I was just lazy and gluttonous and really just naturally enjoyed eating pints of ice cream with Oreos and then pizza and then have a full on meal, and then finish it off with m&m's and…

Why is everyone grossed out/against/hate Mindy Kaling? Really just curious.

Yup. I've tried this. My parents are on it and have been extremely successful. I tried it and failed miserably. I cut out bread and it was the hardest part. After a month, I went back to eating bread. A lot of commenters are saying you won't miss bread after you stop eating it! That's total bullshit. You will fucking…

Because any food that isn't sold in a Whole Foods is processed garbage that's bad for you? Do you work for them or something? Whole Foods isn't an angel sent from heaven, unless you consider angels to be a giant over-priced grocery store that throws the word 'organic' around like a football.

Me too!

The only time I've come across a public masturbator was when I was 17 with my family in a movie theater on Christmas Eve seeing The Royal Tenenbaums. He was behind me jerking off trying to show me and my little sister Playboy magazines. My dad threatened him and got an employee to kick him out.

Uh I felt like I was closer to death being WITH someone. He made me lazier and fatter and more unhappy than I was being single.

God dammit she looks exactly like my asshole ex-boyfriends evil bitch mother who had a roped-off Princess Diana tribute room.

I do believe that meat on a bun, potatoes, dairy and chocolate blended together is actual edible food substances.

what is putting her favorite family photo in a block of ice really going to do to help her god damn ice cream addiction.

i just imagine the her doing this all night with Snooki's big stupid face, except Snooki's snoring with a Dorito and a cigarette half way in her mouth instad of peacefully sleeping like Truman.

the high-five at the end with all her friends is really what does it for me

my cat does the same thing to my boyfriend and i. pretty much word for word.

i had roommate who worked for the company. the only time one of my roomies met Dov, he took pictures of her and masturbated while begging her to give him an hj. don't give money to this asshole. the clothes are crap and overpriced. you can buy a purple shirt at Target for like 8 bucks, jeez.