Guys, pay attention. It was only the end of the second quarter. Look at the graphic in the corner. It says “2nd” right there on the screen. Such an embarrassment to see a mistake like that on this usually-wonderful website.

Steve Prefondidntrain

Fisher: “We’re not going 7-9!”

This would have got him a raise if he worked at R. Kelly University.

If Asthma was personified, it’d look like him.

Love the name..although I’m biased since I played for:

Knock knock.

Who doesn’t love Arena football?

Wow, trump really is returning all these jobs that immigrants stole back to americans.

Cowboys Executive: The way it works is we get ourselves in a good position and we don’t make a move again until it’s over. Got it?

When Tomsula wouldn’t let anything go, you called him a hoarder and impounded his car.

I guess kickers are real football players after all.

Sadly, he had no idea what to do when he reached third base

I guess there are blind spots on these little Carrs.

It’s FAR more offensive that Pierre McGuire is allowed to speak into a microphone that broadcasts to actual human ears.

Wait for the price to be cut in half.

I’m gonna wait for it to go on Sale.

KNOCK IT DOWN.

Just looked it up, that is the one thing Hample hasn’t lied about. His dad was apparently Stoo Hample who died at 84 in 2010 and was in the Navy during WWII.