This will probably make me sound like a truther here, but I don’t know many 38 year olds whose fathers served in WWII. If his dad was 18 at the end of the war, he’d have been a minimum of 50 when fathering this runt. I don’t want to say he’s lying, but perhaps embellishing?

That would entail going to a Reds game and that's just a bridge too far.

Pff, I bet they’re not even made from actual dogs. That’s false advertisement if you ask me.

Jaime Moyer tried to participate, but when he finished, all he blew was a cloud of dust.

Yeah but you’re going to have the biggest Sugar Sammy shows ever.

It would only have been $185 million, but costs doubled when they had to put every damn sign in English AND French.

I’m from Quebec; this whole thing is madness. The mayor of Quebec City is a guy called Labeaume who believes asphalt and glass will be his legacy. He’s a crazy old racist who, after the stadium, decided to build this totally-not-a-penis skyscraper in a city that has no skyscrapers at all and has the population of…

Tabernak!

Then the Bhoys arrive in Detroit... “aww fhuckin’ arse, dis is gonna take a helluva lout of pints...

Well, suddenly, I take these two gentlemen less seriously as sports intellectuals.

Getting two extra bases because someone doesn’t know what’s going on is called “The Stanford Swimmer.”

Adam LaRoche would like to have a word with you.

Headline: Bald Eagle Pummels Canadian Goose After All

I’m surprised Baylor accepted that; everyone knows Ken Starr is not a fan of oral.

In this week’s SI, there’s a quote that really struck me:

Fucking hush. Lindsay is a princess.

LeBron James wears 23

The 2001 Mariners beating the Yankees in the ALCS and playing in the World Series. Ichiro, Lou Piniella, Edgar Martinez, and Jamie Moyer all deserved to play in at least one World Series game in Seattle.