Typical of soccer to have an important match decided in a shootout.

It's a fabrication about majors. It was a pun, dummy.

I can’t go to my job wearing a horsemask.

This is really the NCAA at its best. Coaches who are not the highest paid state employees; players that wont make a dime from their sport probably ever and probably go to class once in a while. But fuck that. *

Darren rovell is the guy who buys sports gear to fit in with the Jocks in high school. He gets invited to the biggest party of the high school year and says really creepy fucking shit to the attractive girls on the cheerleading squad and everyone remembers why they never hung out with him in the first place.

Oddly enough, I saw Mike Tyson walking around the streets of Las Vegas the other day wearing a t-shirt that said “Malformed Greasy Brandwhore.”

Canadians always have been sensitive about where they are from.

I don’t think Odor yelled “he’s coming right for us!” before throwing the punch, so Stan Marsh’s uncle finds him guilty

Like a fetus at 19 weeks

You son of a bitch. How dare you kill me like this!

You win the internet for today - well done!

Always High Heeled Truthers.

NBC: No.

Pack it up folks, we’re done here.

This is so dumb.

Once again, a black man discovers the Blues, but it’s white guys who make money off them.

Not a black mark on him

Seattle resident here. Yamauchi bought the Mariners out of respect for the area. Nintendo’s American HQ is in Redmond, a city just E/NE of Seattle.

I just assumed basketball in Australia looked like this: