I come not to praise this article, but to Bury FC.

Gerard Gallant doesn’t look like he’s ever turned down beef. 

SEC Violations: they just mean more. 

“What a hot dog!” - Steve Simmons

Don’t sleep on the Winnipeg Blue Bombers.

No, seriously, don’t. They haven’t been cleaned in years. Who knows what’s in them? 

“63 seconds? That’s an eternity!” - Rick Pitino

Shhh. Nobody tell the Duke fans that the Yankees are 1-2.

“I love minors with tight ends” - Mark Chmura

[Checks clock] Damn you, Kinja 15-minute rule!

She’s just trying to Kerber her enthusiasm....

We should all be nice to Duke fans. They’re still getting over the Lakers being mathematically eliminated from the playoffs.

As long as Oregon beats the point spread, she can do what she likes. 

Sounds like he is really Thor about it.....

Hopefully he didn’t get hit in the coin slot

So someone named “Solo” might not be a good teammate?

Bergevin’s plan was foolproof, except for the fact that Darren Dreger was hidden inside the plant pot.

You are looking live at Brent Musberger’s new home....

Wow, is it ever dusty in here.

Pictured: The Hennepin County DA conducting his investigation into the allegations.

Dammit! I need my inhaler after that line.