Well, we now know that he prefers to stand and swipe after attempting to drop a Brown.

it’s time to start applauding the big-time programs that have found ways to take the academics out of college.

ALWAYS A HIGHLIGHT TRUTHER.

Thanks for your continued support of Jezspin. We really had a blast.

Sock height longer than inseam or GTFO.

OK. So here’s an embarrassing yoga-hockey celeb story the DS peeps should appreciate. I live in Toronto and was taking yoga classes at a studio down the street from my house. Classes were very small, like 6 people not including the instructor. About halfway through the sessions, the instructor’s sister starts coming…

I do have real moisturizer, which, like my conditioner, is a remnant of an ex-girlfriend who used it religiously and would not go a night without it. I tried using it to masturbate once, obviously, but I would not recommend it:

Well, at least the posts are about sports now.

The prodigal juggalette returns.

Don’t blame me, I voted for Kodos.

I know that, it just weird. Like hearing him on IndyCar broadcasts.

Yep, it was Bestwick. He’s real big on hockey. Actually plays quite a bit. Back in 2004, he broke his leg playing hockey when he was the play-by-play man for NBC and TNT’s NASCAR coverage.

Was that Allen Bestwick with the call?

He was casually skating during warm-ups with his hands in his jacket pockets. While pivoting from forwards to backwards, he caught a rut and couldn’t brace himself. It was a freak accident with a tragic result.

I miss the WCHA.

when reached for comment, Borring’s estranged wife said, “Keller does things my ex wouldn’t, like eat my ass and let the kids watch.”

But, what about Shola Ameobi, like?

If that’s not a typically Australian “she’ll be right, mate” attitude from the commentators, I don’t know what is.

You’re overlooking his great working relationship with “the boy Wayne”...

The sequence: