Harvard beats Yale 29-29

This is good kinja.

It should be fine, I mean Philip Rivers’ kids’ alone fill up half the stadium.

Ha! Was that at the Silver Bowl? What’s that from?

Even worse?

Can they put flame effects on the ball if a player hits 3 shots in a row?

never forget

Don’t blame Microsoft. It’s not their fault the tablets are full of spyware.

In Russia, blizzard plows you!

Him: “Picaboooooo!”

I’d send them a farewell package but I already shipped all of my dildos up to Oregon.

“I know that Calgarians require very wealthy people from New York to come and tell us us what we need to do in our community because they understand vibrancy better than we do,” Nenshi said with a smirk when asked about the issue of vibrancy and future of the Flames.

Yeah, but it’s even more unlikely than your description Tim! To be run out, the ball must touch a member of the fielding side before hitting the stumps. So if the ball had cannoned off Nevill’s bat straight into the stumps (unlikely in itself), it would *not* have been out. The ball *had* to cannon off Zampa’s face,…

Also: don’t touch his dick. His gross hand was just all over it.

Bayless: “You’re taking Jake over Baker Mayfield?!? That is just an absolute garbage pick made by an obvious Jake and the Neverland Pirates homer. Now, I know Jake has the Mighty Captain Sword - which can cut through metal padlocks, heat up ice bars, shoot heat beams, and deflect cold or energy blasts - but the…

Guess the coaches were right when they said college football was life, the universe, and everything.

“Black guy”

Popovich is my favorite person. He does not deal with stupid bullshit but he cares about those who mean a lot to him.

Favorite: “I skipped my morning poop for this.”