I for one wish this fellow many happy returns.

Good thing for him he’s on Injured Reserve. His seats would suck if he was on Injured General Admission.

It pains me to say it but......(and yes I realize this is a movie but Vince Vaughn...)

Al Gore invented the Sportsnet.

This sucks, so, so much.

For when the One Sports Network comes

Totally should not have been allowed. Also not allowed; going to a baseball game during your Rumspringa.

EMCC are not acting like a bunch of Einsteins.

We call it a Canadian Baptism up here

This is why we need to arm everyone with a beer. The only way to stop a bad guy with a beer is a good guy with a beer

The kid got beaned by the can, but the Unwritten Rules of Baseball say he better look out for the pitcher.

The baby will probably have a bruise on their head, but it could have been much worse. Thank God the fans were only throwing light beer cans.

It’s all part of the 12-step program. Just as soon as you’re 12 steps out of the building, they fire your ass.

You know who else thought he could convince a chancellor that appeasement would work out well.

It’s a sad but true fact that when Scott Walker massively reduced funding to the University of Wisconsin system, one of the first things to be cut from the budget was the Female orgasm.

On the bright side, everyone is talking about Seattle’s bats in October. That never happens...

My daily fantasy consists of both of these companies going away.

23 years and it couldn't happen to a least deserving fanbase or group of guys. Gonna be just like the motherfucking Royals last year. At least try to act like you've been there before. Try.

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Joke’s on you because Sarah from Halifax actually won $1 million on DraftKings.