The Jeffersons won’t be happy to hear that.

Why did the Brewers send their bat boy out to argue?

“None of these approaches resonated with the Samueli’s vision for a classic but sophisticated update with a color scheme that showed competitive toughness and a tie to Orange County

This rule is a better one to use. deliberately batted with any part of the attacking player’s body ... Is a lot less vague than directed by any part of a player’s body.

“Amassing a team full of top picks? Brilliant idea! What could possibly go wrong?”

Hmmm. I’m supposed to take a 13 year old girl to see it in a few hours.

Colin Cowherd believes this regrettable incident could have been avoided had the wall’s father been present.

Wow, it’s like a vision of what Darren Rovell would be like if he were competent. Good stuff.

Holy crap I made it on deadspin - what a day this is (wrote the SMH article you sourced :) )

Broussard: “Did you call ‘bank’?”

That buzzer was actually Pierce hitting the button on his Life Alert after he fell down.

F-ed up, but still more action than Mayweather-Pacquiao.

Pretty fitting that the Seahawks didn’t bother to go that extra yard in their investigation.

“Also, please take this complementary diabetes as a souvenir of your tour!”

“Even though tiger and I were together for years, it never seemed like we had a real relationship.”

“We knew that Halifax was gonna get blown out. We got that message loud and clear with a few hours to spare. So we decided not to show up at all. Thank fuck.”

Do you think before his last meeting, he wrote in his notebook, “Game Over”?

For every douche here who is complaining that this is pointless, who cares, and so on: This site really needs to happen, and it will fail because Whitlock is an bloviating egomaniac who can’t see the big picture. And when it does, there won’t be another chance for a good long time, and so it matters that Whitlock is…

If players are legit getting injured because of how bad a playing surface is (I’m looking at you, Steelers and Redskins), then I’m all for the leagues making them keep the surface up.