More like “Lose-a-peg”

These are both very bad plays indeed.

Marko actually comes from the small ethnic enclave of Derpia.

I will also not dress for tonight’s game.

For our sake he was crucified under Belichick and Ryan; he suffered, died, and was buried. And on the third offseason, he rose again in fulfillment of the scriptures. He ascended into Philadelphia and is seated at the right hand of Kelly, the head coach. He will play again in glory, to judge the players and ESPN, and…

Don’t watch much Chopped, huh?

That lady shouldn’t turn her nose up at the idea so quickly. Think about all the loyal Patriots fans in the Boston area who would kill to have that story read out loud to them.

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Really? “On during a work day” is a reason why you don’t get to see the Champions League? Your work day consists of writing stories about pants shitting.

“Friday at 4p” news dumps fall second in line to “Former Local Football Star Convicted Of Murder” news dumps

If he had only kept the bone from popping out at that Perkins restaurant...

rooting for BU is like rooting for the child of a Monsato/Walmart marriage.

The extra N in Cincinnati actually makes sense, since everyone knows that “N” stands for “No, I don’t want any of your disgusting chili”

YYZ..... good old Toronto Pearson..... surprised it’s not on this list.

Montréal–Pierre Elliott Trudeau International Airport

Law shouldn’t expect a Reddit user to actually know how to get insider.

I wonder if the stenographer recorded that.

Guys.... it’s cool... she’s still going to make 30% less than the other referees.

Wait a second there, Deadspin. I don’t just “leer” at Paulina Gretzky’s boobs. Like Dustin Johnson, I appreciate her for other things, like her ability to score coke.