I feel truly sorry for you that you are so cool that you can't enjoy how wonderful this story is.

Make fun all you want, but Peter Gammons is one of the world's busiest and foremost acronymologists. While we blather on and on, Gammons can fit 140 words into 140 characters.

That first one, the person links to the lyrics and calls them NSFW. Was someone at the FCC paralyzed with confusion when they read that.

"(which you should not board, because it will undoubtedly career off the road and burst into flames with impeccable comedic timing)."

This is not good news for the sport. In the hierarchy of the league's needs, this display is a new MASL low.

Need to try a cricket ball. About the size of a baseball, a bit more heft in the hand, lovely smooth leather polished to a shine and about as hard as a rock. That lovely leather smell.

"Thanks to the support of my tremendous family and friends, I have decided I will not be attending the draft this year."

Don't blame him. Jameis can't be seen with those criminals, he has an image to protect.

I dunno, Dick Vitale kissing Joe Biden would serve Joe Biden right.

Worse than that, she's going to have the residual taste of Chloraseptic, stuffed crust pizza, and Jim Boeheim's ass on her mouth for hours.

Counter-counterpoint: If you're at a Kings/Hornets game in March, you kinda deserve to get hit in the face with a basketball.

"Nope."

* Rob: Oregon Trail was a game you were supposed to lose. It's the Kobayashi Maru for second graders.

My highlight of the Leafs season thus far was the fact that the Raptors were on a tear, and looked like a deep play-off run was inevitable. Then they started tanking.
But it's almost spring and baseball season is upon us! The Blue Jays! The Blue Jays were poised to have a potentially great year in a wide open A.L.…

He tries to get a word in edgewise around Steve Raible's Tourrette's screaming fits.

+1 Warren Moon

Finally, someone to throw to on the goal line.

"Non-sexual relationship"? So, they are married?

But what about SWAC-on-SWAC crime?