You could argue that his career needed one.

NCAA: "It's really about ethics in student-athlete academics."

Two minutes for looking so good, kids

My Brazilian friend made $91,666.66 per minute working less than 1 hour! No college degree required. To find out how, just go to this website: www.BigOrangeBBall.EZMoney.com.

If I know anything about Syracuse, those players will do Fine.

[Phone rings, Jim Boeheim answers]

"First."

I'll have you know I strongly disagree with Red Hair. Be as gay as you want but don't bring that ginger evil near me.

I disagree with the Mets lifestyle.

Too bad Sir Alex isn't a part of this, because the stoppage would extend indefinitely until his side won

Wherever rugby took him, he always carried the dream of one day playing for Jim Tomsula.

Brian McCann: [Books flight to Havana]

Almost as cute as the letter Jack Johnson's parents wrote to the GM asking for more money.

"Showoff."

If I were Flores, I'd avoid Temecula for the next few days.

it's clearly not a banner deadline day.

HE LOOKS LIKE A RAT, GET IT?

Look, you want me to believe a rumour based on two elements as far-fetched as "Joffrey Lupul scoring", and "Elisha Cuthbert having a role in something in 2015"?