Usually the hurling at Fenway happens in the bleachers

There’s no way that’s the Australian national anthem. There’s not a single mention of putting shrimp on the barbie.

It’s Canada. The interns have to run social media, because the real employees are too busy collecting firewood and building igloos for the long, cold, dark winter ahead.

Is anyone really surprised they decided to Cutty Sark?

Be careful. All this talk about illegal bats might get Kansas City Royals fans excited.

I don’t think holding it out is allowed, either.

Don’t show this video in St. Louis. The Cardinals Way will be littered with people suffering aneurysms.

Somebody should have told him that “Suicide” Wings are just a figure of speech.

“No one will watch the shitty football players play.”

Replay showed her foot was on the line.

Actually, it’s about ethics in suit-shopping journalism.

Travis called Rogers Customer Service to get his money back for the suit several weeks ago, but he’s still on hold.

I’m assuming that he started as the bottom.

So it’s “Tough Doug” that has DirecTV and “Angry Doug” that has cable, or the other way around?

So instead we got an offseason full of discussion about the Patriots’ Act.

It’s actually named for “Bush League” a player for Altoona in the 1800s who wore his cap at a 2° angle and once failed to tip his cap to the pitcher after a strikeout, violating several of the era’s unwritten rules.

Greetings Mr. Cowherd. Congratulations on your new deal with Fox.

Sorry, dude. Looks like your Czech comment bounced.

So if she’s been let go by an EPL team, that makes her a perfect candidate to be the L.A. Galaxy’s next team doctor, right?