“Did I mention that Jamaica has promotion and relegation?” - B. Haisley

He looks relieved at not having to show his “O” face anymore.

Looks like some people got cranky waiting in line for that sweet, sweet, socialized medicine.

Clearly you've never watched the Astros; Bagwell spent his entire career playing with boobs.

Still trying to figure out the 4th team. Browns, Titans, Jags and....?

All of the blandness of Russell Wilson with NONE of the ability!

Sorry that Confederate-flag-flying isn’t an event. Y’all would totally sweep the medals in that!

He got caught trying to prop up a hooker without the proper locks in place.

Maybe he was booted for not singing them.

Give us back the Expos first. That team in Outer Buffalo isn’t ever going to get it done.

It’s worse than that. Not only do they start with two men on base, they get to start from anywhere in the batting order.

The U.S. should never have hired Chuck Knoblauch to be their fielding coach.

“This story is bogus. Everyone knows Sharks are never seen in finals.” - Joe Thornton

Look at all those fundamentals!

Still not as embarrassing as England’s batting.

Clarence Thomas: .... <tumbleweeds> ....

Bryant’s contract doesn’t take effect until he performs a “football act.”

There are plenty of easy solutions—adopt FIBA’s intentional fouling rule, let the team being intentionally fouled pick who shoots the free throws—but the NBA wants none of them.

Even Barry Bonilla thinks he made a hell of a deal!

After giving his speech, Thrasher then promptly moved to the University of Winnipeg.