That team is perfectly constructed - to lose 1-0 to Northern Ireland.

Kromer was held overnight in D Cell.

He thought there was a doughnut in the end zone.

This Blazer, however, has not been banned by FIFA.

It’s not his fault. In Canadian Soccer, there would have been an extra player on the field for him to pass to, and the net is much wider and longer.

Let’s see what Vanuatu could do against a full-sized Nesia.

A bullpen in Seattle giving you trouble? Welcome to the Fernando Rodney Experience, my friend.

“And I’d have gotten away with it if it weren’t for you meddling hipsters. Pull up your pants.” — Whitlock

How long until she changes her name to Enola Gay?

This is really surprising news... I had no idea Donald Trump owned Sizzler.

So he told them to bite his shiny ass?

Don’t give the Mariners ideas. Surprised they haven’t managed to lose a game this way, yet.

Oh, like it’s suddenly FIFA’s fault that Canada only has one hotel.

Manchester is closer to the Canadian border than it is to Boston

Perhaps the Canadian border guard didn’t react kindly to being told the beer sucks.

I’m sure this will all be resolved amicably, unless Dan Gilbert finds out that LeBron’s agent uses Simply Accounting....

If he were the Red Sox mascot, he’d have to see a doctor after every game.

Clearly, Heyman didn’t want to capitalize on his scoop.

Apparently confused NFL scouts confused him with Miss Wyoming.

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