No. Let’s talk about the Nordiques, who don’t have a team anymore but will have a dressing room!

This also works

Lawrie puts the “eh” in “douchebag.”

The Jets just signed the fan, calling him “the most accurate thrower we’ve had since Ken O’Brien.”

For sale, one “W” flag. Barely used.

Coors Light is considered beer now?

Obviously Rutherford has a Neapolitan complex.

Lawrie’s still trying to get over being the second-best ballplayer in his family.

“Pfft. Amateur!” - Brett Lawrie

Fred Shero is not walking through that door.

Working the balls more slowly usually helps the BJs.

Jurors’ address information is apparently part of the public record in Mass., so it wouldn’t be hard for them to be contacted.

Boston is Ten blocks of Commonwealth Avenue are having a particularly crappy hockey day today.

Huge boner, eh? Maybe Tiger Woods can help him with that.

Well, of course they don’t. There aren’t any bathrooms there.

Montreal Trudeau does more every day to debunk the stereotype that Canadians are polite than anywhere else. The people are rude, the lines are ridiculous, getting to any gate feels like the Long March, and post-security is a barren wasteland.

Wrigley Field turn into a piss-soaked hellscape

Next step: Old Hoss Radbourn challenges them to a duel.

Old Style: Looks the same going in and coming out.