So South Carolina was unable to cancel Cable? They must have Comcast down there.

Guessing this new contract makes him Shaka, your moneymaker.

Why don’t we get John Wall to give Cowturd one of each, and then see which he prefers?

1. Nathan Lafayette’s goalpost in the ‘94 Stanley Cup final
   

can always go looking for a Hail Mary in the shape of someone’s breasts.

The guy is playing in Winnipeg. Hasn't he been punished enough already?

Ogle-torp?

Wait, there are Caps fans? When did that happen?

39-39 after regulation? Those guys will never make Division I if they can't score more than that.

If he's worked at Syracuse, he'd be Fine.

Does it come with a free bowl of soup?

I think we found our wannabe Skipper.

Understanding Bush is going to be a tough opponent.

Nice work to avoid being intercepted by the ESPN crew. If only he'd been that good in February.....

He makes the rest working from home using Google.

Personnally, I'm tired of his SAAB story.

I need to vacuum. It got dusty in here all of a sudden.

Spur-of-the-moment jokes

Finally, Brian Bosworth can make his long-awaited comeback!

He really should stop plagiarizing from Jacques Demers.