"...daughters both repeated the word and had to be punished..."

Sure, but did he apply The Right Way?

Maybe it's a Canadian thing. Didn't Oliver Miller used to be nicknamed "Grimace"?

Meh. I will never forgive UEFA for dumping the Cup Winners Cup (sponsored by Redundant Redunancies) into the watered-down mess.

were still able to watch the game from a less-desirable location

Hey, coach, that's not where the helmet stickers go!

That's completely ridiculous. They'd also deep-fry it.

I'm looking forward to the weeks of wall-to-wall coverage on CNN when the Jets disappear from the playoff race.

+1 Hugh Millen.

They know how to lay the SWAC down.

"It's his contract, and he'll sign if he wants to."

But look at how well TFC and the Leafs are doing thanks to his fine "leadership"!

So much for this guy's dream of coaching an NFL team. Guess he'll have to find another job.

"Director of Operations" wasn't any more in charge than the receptionist, likely. It sounds like an impressive title, but you're basically the head coach's bitch. It is usually the absolute bottom of the coaching totem pole.

His expired in 2014.

If the game goes longer than four hours, he has to see a doctor.

Is there a Temecula, Ontario?

Wow. Ain't that just a kick in the groin.

He is a Met. Perhaps he's just tired of being bottom.