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I’m getting full body carpal tunnel from the constant cringe brought on by Trump’s dementia driven word vomit. At the end of every post featuring dipshit Don, can we get a throwback magical quote from the magnificent former President Obama? Even his coffee orders would be more erudite.

His fans think their kids could go to college if only black kids weren’t taking their spots.

White people are allowed to be “good kids” no matter how old and no matter how criminal.

Because it wasn’t a statement Trump made in front of people, his staff had an opportunity to make sure it sounded as good (if bullshit) as possible. I’m sure the actual dictation was something like “My son is the GREATEST American in history since I was born! If Chelsea Clinton had said something like this, the

He hasn’t lost his self-respect...just the respect of about everybody else in the whole world. Except of course for those fucking Trump supporters who don’t accept anything but what comes out of Trump’s shithole (or his mouth...they’re basically the same thing).

When we find out what actually went down in a few days (or with this White House and leaks, maybe a few minutes), I’d be very surprised if this part:

Reince should txt him to say, “Congratulations, I’ll pray for your child.”

I said basically the same thing as you, but I’m in the grays so I’ll reiterate it here - he might commit suicide because of this.

This administration is a disaster. It’s a disaster for a whole host of reasons, of course, but just operationally, it’s a disaster because no one knows how to run a government.

I mean, this does make for good TV. I am quite literally at the edge of my seat, primarily because I am terrified about WW3. That’s real visceral fear. The Walking Dead never stressed me out this much!

Now the shit pudding can hit the fan - if the sale of his hedge fund to the Chinese collapses, it proves his appointment was motive for a Foreign Corrupt Practices Act violation. If the sale goes through , but for one cent less than the previously announced $90million, it proves the same, because he’d be accepting

Omg, guys. We are living in an episode of the Apprentice, aren’t we?

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Soon he’ll only be mooching for a sofa to sleep on.

John Oliver just did a marvelous piece in response to Jones’ accusation that Oliver takes Jones out of context when reporting on his insane ranting. Turns out that Jones’ imagined conspiracies are very closely tied to the crap he’s trying to sell on his website. Oliver is so good at turning his critics’ words against

Saw this, too. Praying that it’s true and that it’s soon.

Oh god, everything has gone to shit in my life and in the world for the past year, so I just want ONE thing to happen. This...this would be amazing.

SSSHHHHHHHH! Don’t jinx it!

Omg I hope this is true.

Thanks for all the Denver suggestions, Jez friends! I’m here and having a blast! As a thank you, please enjoy this picture of a doggo at the summit of Mount Evans (we drove behind him for several miles and he was hanging out the window like this the entire time).