I refuse to believe that Jones is anything but a con artist. He knows exactly what he’s doing (fleecing rubes), just like Trump.

It’s fucking horrifying to think about how an “attack” from “Muslim immigrants” shortly before the election could absolutely scare enough people into handing Trump the presidency. It’s even more terrifying to realize that Trump and his team are surely aware of this, and have proven they are morally reprehensible…

If this wasn’t a false flag, then fuck whatever stupid asshole is giving Trump’s supporters fuel for their “persecution!” narrative.

This is horrifying and makes so much sense.

Pret is trash!

Someone please make some sort of compilation of all the times Trump projected one of his own faults or insecurities onto Hillary, there have been dozens:

I want everyone to look at Five Thirty Eight and note that we here in Colorado are one of the non-deplorable states, surrounded by a sea of terrible.

The Trumps think anyone who has a problem with this should just find another college.

2016 is feeling very...

Trump’s penthouse decor is so unbelievably gaudy and tacky, like living inside the Bellagio in Las Vegas.

If you’re not gay, I’m not sure you can understand how it feels to witness people talking about “spilling the tea” this and “thowing shade” that while expressing homophobic viewpoints in the same sentence.

Maybe she really didn’t know? I definitely don’t think “pussy” when I look at that bow.

Bad Santa

“Yasss”, “shade”, “tea”, and many many others were stolen from the gays, they’re not millennial slang! 99% of the others were stolen from African Americans.

Cringe inducing.

Ya’ll, I was obsessed with Destiny’s Child in my youth and saw them perform live twice. The first time they were opening for Christina Aguilera on her first tour. “Independent Women pt. II” had just come out but wasn’t popular yet. They performed in front of a curtain with just a backing track, and Kelly broke her toe…

Donald just humped his chair I am dying

I prefer Contessa:

If you had a box of tic tacs, and knew that one was poisoned, would you grab a handful?

Christie Creme has no shame, he will not abandon ship now.