I’m not seeing Christie Creme on this list...

Oh my God... “🚽’s”

What was going on with Scottie’s nose tonight? I’m guessing intentional sabotage by makeup artist.

I was watching this, I wish the video had the part where Scottie was ruthlessly defending Trump right before this happened, and basically excusing the tape as NBD.

My conservative Christian parents live in Colorado Springs. Big Bang Theory is one of their favorite shows, if not favorite. They also have a Thomas Kinkade “painting” hanging over their TV.

Unsurprisingly, this has only made Trump even more relatable and likable to his deplorables:

I love the boba shop with the Marge Simpson figure in Chinatown

Lots of talk this week about a coming Wikileaks story that will “destroy” Hillary, I’m really fucking worried you guys :(

Too bad it’s already being spun by that scumbag Giuliani as “Trump is an economic genius for not paying taxes” and his supporters are lapping it up:

I always wonder if he has Waardenburg syndrome.

The scowls on every member of Trump’s family on stage after the debate said it all, really.

Trump is always snorting like this, I’m glad everyone noticed it tonight. He definitely is on some type of uppers, he’s proud of the fact that he only sleeps 3 hours per night. Then there’s this:

Pretty sure “She has experience, but it’s bad experience” was the Ailes zinger.

Isn’t the hypoxic cesspool Colorado Springs? 

Crocs were invented in Colorado. Boulder, I believe. Another one of the many “wonderful” things we’ve given the world along with Chipotle, Qdoba, Smashburger, One Republic, The Fray, The Lumineers...

One of my favorite Ivanka quotes, from the documentary Born Rich: Children of the Insanely Wealthy:

“political religious beliefs”

Trump supporters are beyond help. The other day I saw them talking about how infuriated they were by Hillary’s new ads, how “deceptive” and “manipulative” they were with the dramatic music. Like, her ads literally consist of nothing but clips of Trump making an ass of himself. There is no possible way the debate…

Why did you do that, I literally want to die after reading that :(

Living every single day in absolute dread now.