You are, to put it simply, incorrect.

Chonk-E

What’s the point of this article? It literally brings nothing new to the conversation.

Wait, I don’t understand.  Honda made a car that was for perverts.. and it did NOT sell well in Japan?   This seems to be 100% opposite of everything I’ve learned about Japanese Pop Culture from the internet.  

The wheels might be tiny, but the tyres absolutely are not! You make it sound like F1 has been running the 10” wheels from the front of a Tyrrell P34!

Stop! My penis can only get so erect!

Did you just take a blow to the head? Are you okay, buddy?

I need to get to a doctor right away.

I don't know how it is done in real life, but in Need For Speed, they call for back up ... 

If this had happen during the Montreal portion of the Rays season, it would have been even more confusing because it would have all been in metric.

Life goals.

Wow, even by Kinja standards, you have to be the least fun person to have at any social gathering. So, well done.

Cool story. let me just tell you i dont care about your comment or anything. 

If they switch to Plutonium, they could get as much as 1.21 gigawatts.

Stick to sports.

The best part about this comment is the dude that took it seriously.

Ford isn’t achieving the goals it set for itself.

You think Teslas are half baked? The original Focus EV had a range of 76 miles. It also cost $39,000. 

Sorry, I can’t pay attention long enough to read this.

The one you can’t identify is a Ford based kit car, the Quantam Xtreme