We all know how this ends.

Goes perfect with this one :

My grandma’s old General Electric from the 60s had a pedal that did exactly the same.

Totally the pedestrian’s fault. Nor even the best technology available can defeat human stupidity.

What about the Nexus phones? I was expecting the Blade Runner reference.

Fake religion...?

I never had the time or the money to read any of the 250+ Extended Universe novels.

But... But he works for me ! He’s my bitch ! I gave him my ten dollars and then I read the pdfs of the other books !

Don’t worry, I got it.

I’d buy it only if for the price you get Peter Cullen to sit gunshot and talk to you all the way while you drive.

I could, but I respect you.

I just unfriend people who spoil stuff in Facebook. Before watching Star Wars I threatened everyone with unfriending if they spoiled the movie, and people behaved accordingly.

From an economic point of view it is great. You can now use just one character instead of four to type crap. Or shit. Or poop.

Also relevant:

Maybe they used jet fuel.

Who?

Dear George:

We liked Ray, Finn, Poe and BB-8 for the same reasons we liked Han, Luke, Leia and R2D2 in your first films. They were lively, relatable characters with fun interactions between each others.

If anything, this new movie captured that feeling, and I think that you should actually feel flattered.

I don’t get the media fascination with all the things Swift.

So he was his Sam.