I really hope you are trolling.

Now Weitz is looking to modify the hardware for the Argus II implant so it can handle longer electrical pulses, with an eye toward conducting tests on more human subjects.

That meme isn’t even funny. It seems mean-spirited more than anything.

I personally call them “ass-breakers”.

Your.

I think what happened to Han was terrible. I also think that it was brave from the director to do so. We could have a bland sequel (as the prequels were) or an emotionally charged sequel. We got the latter.

Shut the fuck up, seriously. I’ll see the freaking movie this weekend if I’m lucky. Not everyone can camp outside the theater to watch it before everybody else. Rename you spoiling titles or STFU.

If I had to have sex with a limpet, I'd swiftly go limp... et.

...yet.

It looks like a snow globe.

What you are exhibiting is called “rationalization”; basically you try to justify an impulse buy with some reasoning that may appear to be logical on first sight.

The main difference is that when something doesn’t work in Mac, it simply doesn't work at all. No workarounds.

Well, you forgot boobs.

This article is hilarious because it's true.

I think that betting Sony is the best way to become a harbinger of doom. I advised my wife to get a minidisc player right before the doom of portable mp3 players. I got myself a Sony Clié Palm and later an LG Viewty while the iPhone was booming. But then, I also bought the iPad in its first generation. But before that…

Because we can't get our s**t together.

Instructions unclear. Ended with penis chopped by drone. PLZ HELP