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Good Omens
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Waze is getting stupider day by day. I made a 4000 km. car trip this month, and waze insisted on showing me maps for previous cities. Trying to find a specific address was a pain. Google Maps, on the other hand, was very precise most of the time.

It’s rape.

Well, more important is that Pablo wasn’t a good person. He was a good marketer. He found this new religion, and created a lot of the stupid rules that today’s people associate with christianism. The “love thy neighbour” part got lost under ridiculous rules and precepts.

Timothy 2: “I do not permit a woman to teach or

You can save $1500 by not buying an Apple computer !

You can save $1500 by not buying an Apple computer !

Can’t stand the original hipster music.

Once the freshness of the Apple Watch dissipated, all we got left was a pretty useless, ugly watch.

Oh, yeah. Keep exploiting that video.

Inside the cage of a horny gorilla.

This is very clever from View Master. Die or adapt, and they decided to adapt.

This is very clever from View Master. Die or adapt, and they decided to adapt.

That’s the worst idea ever if you are a married man trying to spice up your sex life. What if your wife is sick and you don’t want to leave her? That doesn’t mean you can’t masturbate like a pro.

Optimus Prime is listening.

I have a Lenovo Y50 and it’s a great computer. Not having to worry about having or not enough RAM is a great thing in itself.

I live in Chile and abortion is also illegal here. Same culprit: the guys who wear dresses and never marry.

It’s 2016. It shouldn't even be a topic these days... But it is.

She will bring balance to the reviews.

This is probably the most balanced review on this matter that I’ve read on the whole internet. Probably this is the most balanced review in the Universe. Thanks for that.

The reason is that the projector works in many different wavelengths because it’s made to work with a whole lot of species. Your crappy human eyes can’t see all those colors and shapes in all their glory, but that's your fault. The holograms work fine, human.

I read the first fifty comments, and honestly, I felt like Emperor Palpatine.

Well, maybe we should ask these guys if it is possible to...

Technically all cars are boxes on wheels. Count me in the disappointed crowd.