YAY! I love his “If I yell, it makes it funny!” style of comedy!

Not blanket, of course. I’ve had some bookcases that have lasted ~18 years, and I got rid of them only recently because I moved and they have become something of an eyesore. I’ve had a bed frame from there for just as long, and it’s still fine. I’m in the process of repainting it, but it’s good enough to continue to…

Y’ain’t foolin’ no one, buddy.

I remember hearing about how good it was when I was in college. I saw it was on Amazon a few months back, and decided to check it out.

If it’s about dudes doin’ dude things, dipshits in dorms will always love it. 

Hey, the author of this post thought it was good. So, you know, why in the hell it was cancelled, we’ll never know. 

I’m a 24-year-old woman, and three weeks ago I got out of a long-term relationship with a guy in his mid-30s... I’m in a new relationship... When should I tell my old boyfriend?

Remember when Americans were afraid to go abroad?

You know, as someone who is a professional, cutting corners is essential. Most of what I do is bullshit, anyway, and serves no purpose other than to make me piss my life away. So, to that end, when I can cut corners, I will.

Looks like you’re sportin’ a chub, yourself.

zing

That look is not a signature, it’s asinine.

Men need to stop doing the raised eyebrow in every picture, selfie or not. The guy from V Sauce is an excellent example of someone who does it, and thinks it makes them look HILARIOUS. (it doesn’t)

I heard crickets

Watching Conan is like taking a masterclass in over exaggeration-as funny, fake laughter-as funny, beating a joke into the ground-as funny. 

I was interested in the article, I read it, then I decided to use the comment section to post a comment.

Why on earth would anyone feel the need to live stream a commercial?

First off, Netflix doesn’t produce their own shows, but simply own the rights to broadcast them.

My brother in law is a well to-do doctor, and won’t bat an eye at dropping $2k on a meal for himself and family at a swanky restaurant. Last year, he took me and my wife out to a high-end sushi place (owned by a former apprentice of Jiro). He’s been there before. When we showed up, he was dressed like he was going to…

Your sleep and diet changes. Both of those factors play a huge role in your bathroom routine.